tronny-bastord:

transmed-peasant:

tepig-the-transmed:

punk-memelord-enthusiast:

more-meme-than-man:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

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anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

Imagine having such bad taste you think the island princess is a shit tier barbie movie lmao

@souleaterunlimited what are your thoughts on this important issue

im sorry how is the three musketeers shit tier????????? op is blind and probably hates animals

Can’t even understand the logic op tried to employ to justify the idea Barbie diamond castle is superior to island princess. Absolutely buffoonery I’ll be expecting a written apology.

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fixed it





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curvethemoonshine:

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susiethemoderator:

iused-tolove-her:

diekingdomcome:

black-women-beauty:

Yaaaaaaaaas

I NEVER SEE THESE WITH BIG GIRLS YAYYYYY

She really ate that 👏🏽👏🏽



tomatomagica:

sallystageplay:

2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

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good old crungle

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captainsnoop:

grandmapuncher:

captainsnoop:

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 



buncha-bees:

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BUMBLEBEE MADE AN APPEARANCE WHEN IT WAS HAILEE’S TURN TO SING ‘BACK TO LIFE’ BABY BOY I LOVE YOU



autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

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WHAT a goddamn mood



apathetic-revenant:
“ physticuffs:
“ anderz-zombieslayer:
“ euphoric-blue:
“ omg-humor:
“I didn’t expect that
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This makes me uncomfortable
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Big boy
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i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because...

backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

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women actually lounging

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

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People with Vaginas

iworkfornickfury:

I know a lot of people on this website are just getting their period or will be getting it soon so please share these tips that i wish I’d known when i was 14

- If you get blood on your panties, scrub it out with soap immediately before putting it in the wash to loosen the stain.

- wear your pad farther back when you are going to bed

- wear your pad farther forward if you are going to be walking around a lot

- DO NOT wear a tampon for more than 6-8 hours (wear pads to bed)

- don’t wear a tampon if you have no flow

- staying super hydrated helps with cramps

- other foods that help with cramps and soreness is bananas, kale, broccoli, pineapple, whole grains, and dark chocolate

- excess sugar can negatively effect your mood while PMSing

- use your period cramps as an excuse for being incapable of doing a task if that is the case (it is often too touchy of a topic to question further)

- Just remember that this happens to every girl and if you need pads or tampons, you can openly ask any female.



avengerandxman:

gayunclejunkrat:

amorjackson:

destroy the idea that angels are blonde and blue eyed and fair skinned !!! destroy the idea of holy imagery consisting only of white people !!!

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iirc this is actually one of thomas blackshear’s main subject matters! so check out his stuff if ur interested

SO PRETTY

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chronic-altitis:

naryrising:

masterwayfinders:

charlesoberonn:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

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Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

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looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason



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i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

Things to make you feel better:

Make it feel like you are outside also turn on your volume

Talk you threw a stressful time

Automatic flatter 

Quick Distractions:

Draw Silk

Music Squares

jigsaw puzzles 

Sudoku

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